The joke "Definition of the past and future"

"Cassandra" is predicting the future


                                            Your past and your near future.

In this life you were born a (enter "man" or "woman")

You are (enter Nationality)

Your date of birth is (enter the date of birth)

Your name is (enter full name)

You live in (enter address)

Now you (enter occupation)

In the near future you will find a response to your deep secret desire. In this case
you will receive unexpected support of your friends and relatives. You will have
successfully change your sex or change your sexual orientation.
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Selecting the SPECIAL option You can write your own version of the near future.
This joke is done in two steps. Just follow the instructions.

If you use ready-made version of the future (STANDARD), the lowest form leave blank. At
this first step, fill in the form below and get INTERMEDIATE link. Next, in Step 2 paste this
link into the form and get the final link that you send to a friend, preferably with your
comments.

Standart/special option:

Sex:

Nationality:

Date of birth:

Full name:

Lives in:

Occupation:

Prediction (leave empty if STANDARD option):

"Cassandra" is predicting the future

Your past and your near future.

In this life you were born a (enter "man" or "woman")

You are (enter Nationality)

Your date of birth is (enter the date of birth)

Your name is (enter full name)

You live in (enter address)

Now you (enter occupation)

In the near future you will find a response to your deep secret desire. In this case
you will receive unexpected support of your friends and relatives. You will have
successfully change your sex or change your sexual orientation.
.....................................................................................................................................

Selecting the SPECIAL option You can write your own version of the near future.
This joke is done in two steps. Just follow the instructions.

If you use ready-made version of the future (STANDARD), the lowest form leave blank. At
this first step, fill in the form below and get INTERMEDIATE link. Next, in Step 2 paste this
link into the form and get the final link that you send to a friend, preferably with your
comments.